“I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said, ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.’” – Les Dawson
“The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it’s indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it’s indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it’s indifference.” – Elie Wiesel
“A man only becomes wise when he begins to calculate the approximate depth of his ignorance.” - Gian Carlo Menotti
“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.” – George Carlin
“All generalizations are false, including this one.” – Mark Twain
“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.” – Douglas Adams
“Our attitude toward life determines life’s attitude towards us.” – John N. Mitchell
“What you perceive, your observations, feelings, interpretations, are all your truth. Your truth is important. Yet it is not The Truth.” – Linda Ellinor
“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it’s only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.” – Chuck
“By believing passionately in something that still does not exist, we create it. The nonexistent is whatever we have not sufficiently desired.”― Franz Kafka
What- “The iconic cult rock comedy musical bursting at the seams with high voltage, hysterically funny rock and raunch. Clean cut kids Brad and Janet experience tire trouble and seek help at the Frankenstein place, where Dr. Frank N. Furter is in the midst of one of his maniacal experiments. For mature audiences.”
When- Friday & Saturday, October 28th & 29th, 9pm & midnight
Where- The York Little Theatre, 27 South Belmont Street York, PA 17403
All Seats: $25
What- Local funk/soul/r&b band Groove Jones performs
When- Every first Friday of the month
Where- Bistro 19, 19 N George Street York, PA 17402
Bistro 19 offers an accommodating atmosphere to appreciate live local music like the unique sound of Groove Jones. The combination pub and restaurant provides exceptional music, food and drinks for remarkable Friday night.
Who: Field of Screams
What: A 19-year Halloween tradition, featuring three terrifying events: Haunted Hayride, Den of Darkness, and Frightmare Asylum.
When: Open September 16-November 6. And, of course, Halloween. Open Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night from 6PM until the last person is through.
Where: 191 College Avenue, Mountville, PA 17554
Field of Screams has been described as a “world-class operation” by tourists from across the world. The three main events feature highly-trained actors, towering corn mazes, amazing special effects, and large-scale scenes. Every year it continues to terrify and amaze its visitors, all of whom consider Field of Screams to be one of the best attractions of its kind.
Who: Jason’s Woods
What: A chilling collection of seven attractions, including Horrifying Hayride, Barn of Terror, Pirate’s Revenge, Lost in Jason’s Woods, Carnival of Fear, and two more attractions included free with the purchase of a combo pass: Mystery Maze and Jason’s Woods Theater.
Jason’s Woods has been consistently rated a top Halloween attraction for 26 years running, and continually updates their program with new characters, new scenes, and new stories.
When: Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday in October. Friday: 7-10PM, Sunday 7-9PM
Where: 99 Stehman Rd, Lancaster, PA 17603
In their own words, Jason’s Woods features “an extraordinary combination of live actors, excellent animation, dazzling special effects and sound design” that promise an exciting “roller coaster ride of chills, thrills, laughs, and excitement.” And even if you’re looking for entertainment of a more tame nature, Jason’s Woods offers live bands, free food, and DJs every night.
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